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fifty-shades-of-irony:

Gordon Ramsay only has two emotions

  1. I’M ONLY TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU SO FUCKING LISTEN!
  2. No  no shhhh I was only trying to help please don’t cry.

concentration-lamp:

“Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?”

“Pretty impressive, huh?”

waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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dortios:

when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

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jadefef:

HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT JUST HEARING THEIR NAME OR SEEING A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES YOU SO HAPPY YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE A MOMENT BECAUSE YOU CANT STOP SMILING

dysfunctunal:

omg does anyone else act high or drunk when they’re really sleepy 

ernbarassing:

the better my hair looks the better i function in school

so-personal:

everything personal♡